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The Erewhon Strawberry Glaze Skin Smoothie, reconstructed from its published ingredients — and the at-home build that gets you the same drink.
Erewhon has never published a calorie count for the Strawberry Glaze Skin Smoothie, so any number you have seen attached to it is somebody’s estimate. Rebuilt at home from the ingredients Erewhon does publish, our five versions run from 157 to 459 calories, depending on how much of the sweetener, the avocado and the scoop you keep in.
Independent analysis. Smoothie Calculator is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Erewhon.
Erewhon publishes the ingredient list for the Strawberry Glaze Skin Smoothie and stops there. No calorie count, no sugar figure, no panel of any kind — not on the product page, not on the smoothie kit they ship nationwide. Which means every page handing you a confident number for this drink is guessing, including the ones that never say so.
So here is what we did instead. We took the ingredients Erewhon lists, rebuilt the drink five ways, and ran each one through the smoothie calorie calculator. The table below is our arithmetic on our builds, from our ingredient database. It is not Erewhon’s number, and a drink poured by hand at a tonic bar will land somewhere else.
The other half of this page is the version you would drink more than once. The store build layers dates, maple syrup and a strawberry glaze over fruit that is already sweet, then adds avocado and coconut cream for body. Pull that back to strawberries, almond milk and one creamy thing and the flavor survives the trip.
The drink, rebuilt five ways
Five builds, one serving each, summed from per-100 g values in the Smoothie Calculator ingredient database. This is our reconstruction from Erewhon’s published ingredient list — it is not a figure from Erewhon. Coconut cream, sea moss gel and vanilla stevia have no entry in our database and are missing from every row, and a vanilla protein scoop stands in for the grass-fed vanilla collagen. Treat the close copy as an approximation of a drink nobody has published a panel for.
What pushes the store version where it lands
Erewhon's list has dates, maple syrup and a strawberry glaze in one drink, over banana and strawberries that were already sweet. None of the three is remarkable alone. Even with the glaze left out of our rebuild, the added sweeteners are the largest single group in the close copy — ahead of the fruit, ahead of the scoop.
The drink is thick because there is fat in it, not because of the fruit. Avocado carries that in our rebuild, and Erewhon also lists organic coconut cream, which we had no way to model. Both are in there for body and mouthfeel — they are why a strawberry blend reads as creamy rather than icy.
Erewhon's own kit instructions build one drink from a full measure of almond milk, two packs of frozen fruit, half a bottle of their signature mix and up to half a bottle of glaze. That is a meal-sized pour, and every ingredient above scales with it rather than being diluted by it.
Grass-fed vanilla collagen goes in by the scoop, and any scooped powder adds to the total rather than sitting on top of it. In our close copy a vanilla protein scoop stands in for it, and it is one of the easiest things to leave out. Sea moss gel and vanilla stevia barely move the number.
Erewhon gives an ingredient list and an allergen list for this drink and nothing further. Tonic bar smoothies are assembled by hand, to order, in a store — exactly the case where a fixed panel is hardest to stand behind. That is a fair reason not to publish one. It is not a reason to trust a blog that did.
How to build it at home
Dates, maple syrup and the glaze are three ways of doing the same job. Keep whichever one you actually taste and lose the other two. The strawberries and the banana are already carrying more of the sweetness than most people expect them to.
Frozen cauliflower thickens a blend the way frozen banana does, without bringing any sweetness with it. That swap is the difference behind the lightest row in our table, and in a strawberry-led drink you will not pick it out.
Avocado and Greek yogurt both make this thick, and in our table they cost you about the same. What differs is what you get back — avocado gives you fat, yogurt gives you protein. Pick whichever fits the rest of the day.
The glaze is a strawberry layer swirled up the inside of the cup, not a flavor you blend through. Hold back a few of your strawberries, blitz them with a little of your sweetener, streak the glass, then pour the smoothie in.
Price your own version of it
Swap the sweetener, the base or the creamy element and watch the number move before you get the blender out.
Open the smoothie calorie calculatorEstimates, not advice. Every figure on this page is calculated from published per-100 g reference values and standard household measures, so your own brands, portions and equipment will move it. Nothing here is medical, nutritional or dietetic advice — talk to a qualified professional before acting on it, particularly if you are pregnant, managing a health condition, or feeding a child.